You may all breathe a sigh of relief… or at least you can laugh while I do.
Robert Pattinson will not be making an appearance in the (it’s-gonna-take-forever-to-come-out) much anticipated Hunger Games sequel (as reported by US Weekly).
That would have been awful. Don’t get me wrong, I did enjoy Twilight (you either just cringed, shook your head, smiled, or begand asking yourself ‘why am I reading this’?). But that last thing the world needs is Robert in another teen sensation movie… I’m just getting over hearing his name every two minutes.
If I had to see his face on any more tshirts… or worse, body parts I’d have to scream and fall into a Bella-esque hermit depression for a few months.
The Hunger Games tattoo fad has already begun (see below), the last thing we need is more of Robert Pattinson’s face everywhere. He is not even that cute! Come on people!
Rest assured that when the books fall apart, the sales cease, the paparazzi scatter and the actors get old, there will always be a few people crazy enough to immortalize a teen fad onto their skin for all time… or at least until they start sagging and forget what the blob is.
OTHER AWFUL FAD TATTOOS (That people will surely eventually regret, or who’s kids will cringe when going out in public with their ‘mature adult’ parents.) :
“And she’ll be like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Your face will always be mine… mineee!”
Sorry, couldn’t help it.
Don’t get me wrong. I do understand that some tattoos have a lot of meaning. I do get that they do not all come with a pop culture expiration date of doom… But some do…
For the love all that is good and holy, THINK BEFORE YOU INK kids…
…or some body part of yours may end up forever on the internet, being laughed at…
If The Hunger Games were real:
1. I’d be in shape! Fearing a fight to the death every year would probably keep me in shape.
2. There wouldn’t be enough food to let me get fat anyways. haha. Seriously though, all the people are like starving in the book. While it does make me extremely grateful (I’d pass on the squirrel stew for now) … I also know that none of them are fat…
3. I’d be so in love with the Baker’s son… (who’s name is Peeta, like Pita, like bread… seriously?)
If The Princess Diaries were real:
1. I’d stay in shape on the off chance I actually was a princess just waiting to be discovered.
2. My hair wouldn’t look anything like Mia’s pre-makeover look. Are you kidding me?!
3. I wouldn’t let my friend call her basic cable local TV show “Lily Tells it like it is”.
If Gone with the Wind was real:
1. I could make designer duds out of curtains.
2. I would talk with extra syllables and an extra dose of whine at all times.
3. I wouldn’t have to worry about getting fat because those corsets wouldn’t let you eat anything anyways.
If Twilight were real:
1. I could just become a super model by becoming vampire: Worth it.
2. I’d have to drink blood, even if it’s from animals… and that’s kinda gross. (Okay, really gross)
Lesson learned today: In a perfect world there would be major motivation to workout (fights to the death), McDonald’s wouldn’t be on every corner, we’d be happy when we got food and understand the blessing it is (ooh, got heavy right there), and I would be able to make clothes out of curtains.
The real issue here: